Someone attempted to rob my good friend Josh yesterday. I’m not okay with that. Luckily he wasn’t harmed and they didn’t get anything. I haven’t gotten any details from Josh yet—but I imagine there were some superhero-like maneuvers.
Josh—I think the Northeast is calling for your return (I’m not blaming this incident on the fact that he lives in Alabama).
Speaking of crazy people—someone just left me a pretty ridiculous comment here: Michele Bachmann