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Michele Bachmann

A few years ago, Michele Bachmann was convinced the world was ending very soon. As you may have noticed, it hasn’t ended yet. I’m curious as to why she is running for president if she doesn’t think the world is going to last too much longer?

BACHMANN: “Lord, the day is at hand. We are in the last days. You are a Jehovah God. We know that the times are in your hands. And we give them to you…The day is at hand, Lord, when your return will come nigh. Nothing is more important than bringing sheep into the fold. Than bringing new life into the kingdom…You have weeded that garden. The harvest is at hand.”

You can listen to her creepy prayer {here}.

It’s pretty scary to think that a presidential candidate believes that “nothing is more important than” converting people before the world ends. Bachmann is gaining popularity and there is a chance that she could be the president. That IS crazy.

To sum things up:
She thinks the world is ending soon.
She thinks that climate change is a hoax.
She thinks that evolution is a hoax.
She thinks that homosexuality can be cured.
She is a horrible person.

Previously on Bachmann:
-Barbachians
-Bachmore
-John Wayne Bachmann
-Part of Satan
-BP Oil Spill

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Chris Piascik is a New England artist, graphic designer, and illustrator. With 8 years of professional experience at award-winning firms in New England, he is currently working as a freelance designer and illustrator, and just presented his 6th solo exhibition. He holds degrees in Visual Communication Design and Art History from the Hartford Art School at the University of Hartford, where he has moonlighted as an instructor of design courses. In 2008, the American Institute of Graphic Arts selected his poster design as a winning entry for its Get Out the Vote campaign. His other recognitions include Gold Awards, Silver Awards, Excellence Awards, Judges Award and the Spirit of Creativity Award from the Connecticut Art Director’s Club as well as a BoNE award from the AIGA. In addition his work has been published in numerous books and publications including Print and Communication Arts, the Logo Lounge series, Typography Essentials and Lettering, Beyond Computer Graphics and Bike Art: Bicycles in Art Around the World. Previous clients include: Chronicle Books, Nike, Goodbyn, Mayer Hawthorne, Odyssey, Gnarls Barkley, Monolith Music Festival, Eat Boston, and Theaterworks.

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